demdimpleskhudobin:

I don’t trust people who leave games early because their team is losing

(via forthehockeyfeels)

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gallifrey-feels:

juliuscaesarofficial:

becca-morley:

history

why are there no posts about me on this 

this is an outrage

Oh, would someone just stab that guy?

(Source: thomrainierskies, via chickenroast)

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(Source: favoritelatina, via chickenroast)

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ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

(Source: uguused, via chickenroast)

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SPOONING

volatilequeer:

mydrunkkitchen:

virginsacrificer:

Little Spoon:

• feeling safe and secured
• it feels so warm mmmm
• straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

• face full of hair
• one dead arm 
• awkward boner

Little Spoon:

• too hot/can’t wiggle
• someone’s drool on neck
• holding in farts

Big Spoon:

• fart all ya want
• perfect temperature
• get up and go on tumblr anytime 

This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.

(via chickenroast)

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all-time-potter:

thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR

ITS FUCKING TIP 394

(Source: lagoonhag, via chickenroast)

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shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(Source: shadowcat, via mishamydear-deactivated20140627)

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i really wish u could set gifs as lockscreens

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I CAME HOME FROM DERBY N MY PARENTS REDECORATED MY ROOM ITS SO BEAUTIFUL WOW ???

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there might be something outside your window, but you’ll just never know.

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